J Pee - Sensual masturbation

Baby, I'm feeling love this evening
So I'm gonna do this right
You know at the end of the day I'll always come back
Cause nobody does me better...than me


Imma do it nice and slow tonight
Gotta unwind, have somebody do me right
Relationships like this are hard to build
And I'm here to make sure every need is fulfilled
I've got whipped cream, scented candles and a mixed CD
Cause tonight it's me and me

Sitting alone, Vasoline on the shelf
Getting ready to touch myself
This tissue ain't for my nose
I'm bout to blow my mind


I got my favorite movie, tonight will be perfect
I didn't make me shellfish cause I know I'm allergic
So get ready to stay up late, grab my hand and-
Shake my weight

And when I'm touching me
Do it to me soft and sweetly
Touch my neck and pull my hair
Brought my handcuffs cause I'm kinky
When I get myself alone
I don't need fellatio
I trimmed myself for this occasion, now it's time
For Sensual Masturbation
(Come on!)


Me, this foreplay has me all built up
And your dirty talk is filthy
Where'd I learn that stuff?

You're so flexible and bendy
Oh yeah, I was a dancer


And I'm decreasing my chance of getting prostate cancer
(Oh, Oh, Oh, baby)


Now that we've wrapped up that date
I'm bout to give my penis

The five finger handshake

So give me one good reason
Not to finish on my face


Undress you nice and slow
Get you wet before proceeding
I like to whip myself
Not too hard cause I hate bleeding
Slow it down not so fast
I gotta make this moment last
And I don't want a penis abrasion
What I need, is Sensual Masturbation


Tonight is very tender and it makes me remember
All the moments in the past that I've shared with my member
At the premier of Toy Story 3
Really wish that family would stop looking at me
Did it in my mom's van, getting road hand
The car becomes a drifter when my hand's on this shifter
In a museum
It's a threesome
While I'm swimming
Public restroom
Have a quickie
Gandalf Costume

(moans)
Yeah yeah...
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