Hollywood Undead - El Urgencia

[Funny Man]
Six pack in hands, stage dive to the pit,
Hustle the ladies, got gorilla tactics,
I'm creeping through the show, when I'm scanning for hoes,
Girls got a bag of slippers, wanna do the no-no's.
Get back to the bus, it's the end of the night,
Get back to the bus, and get out of my life,
"Cause I got people to see, hoes as freaky as me,
I roll it to the after party with my boy Charles P.

[Charlie Scene]
'Sup Funny?

[Funny Man]
Picked up a few friends, now I'm dipipng with bitches,
Socked the bitch to my right, I said "click it, or ticket",
Girl feeling my ride, now she's getting suspicious,
This a brand new Miata, as I'm hitting them switches.
I ride behind Charlie as he's poppin' a wheelie,
I finally made it to the party, now he's coppin' a feely,
See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heely's,

[Da Kurlzz]
Hi guys!

[Funny Man]
Now I'm finna get down, yellin' "Somebody, beer me"!

[J-Dog & Charlie Scene]
So chug this beer with me,
Get drunk with Charlie Scene,
Sense this urgency,
'Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone!

So smoke this joint with me,
Get high off Funny's weed,
Sense this urgency,
'Cause I ain't tryna get high alone!

[Charlie Scene]
I roll up to the party in my honda,
Funny followed me in his Mazda Miata,
Damn, what a balla, top down, what a primadonna,
The spinners that he bought, straight out of auto zone for 30 dollars.
Money we have nadda, let's go inside, I'll folla,
They didn't let us in so we hopped a,
Wall but I dropped ya, that's when I lost ya, I didn't try to call ya,
I ran into a crowd of Celebrities and Papa~
~Razzi and they shotta, pictures of me and Dennis Harper,
Now I need a doctor, yo little John, yeah

[J3T]
What?

[Charlie Scene]
Crunk juice and vodka, it's turning me into a monster,
One more shot and I'm a gona.

[Funny Man]
But Charlie Scene, I saw ya' stick your dick in the salsa!

[Charlie Scene]
I don't want no drama,
I'd rather have my anaconda deep-throated by piranhas!

[J-Dog & Charlie Scene]
So take these pills with me,
Got'em from J-D-O-G,
Sense this urgency,
'Cause I don't wanna get high alone!

So take this Ecstasy,
They must be J3T's,
Sense this urgency,
'Cause I ain't tryna get down alone!

[Funny Man]
Hey, who's going to rave tonight, huh?
Hey, we'll see Da Kurlzz there, it be rave-poppin',
Ah, odela fool,
Who want's to get pussy?

OH!

[J-Dog & Charlie Scene]
So chug this beer with me,
Get drunk with Charlie Scene,
Sense this urgency,
'Cause I ain't tryna get drunk alone!

So smoke this joint with me,
Get high off Funny's weed,
Sense this urgency,
'Cause I ain't tryna get high alone!

[Charlie Scene]
I'VE GOT THE MUNCHIES BITCH!

[Funny Man]
Hey, keep 'em down foo!

[Charlie Scene]
I'm paranoid as a motherfucker right now!

I'M FUCKING HORNY NOW!