Grzegorz Turnau - Miejscowa idiotka z tutejszym kretynem

Met on a holiday, in front of cinema at five
A local dumbass girl with homie dumbass guy
Dear local dumbass girl - said local dumbass man
Wouldn't you like to see a movie that's too great?
Local dummy girl replied: I'd love to, indeed!
It is because I love you, my dear local dweeb!
And so our local dumbass responded with sweet smile
And went with homie dummy girl to the cinema.

An hour spent on touching in a pleasant clutch
And so was happy our local idiot gal
Til she whispered: my dear local imbecile
The more I watch this movie the more I'm bored with it.
So they went to have a schnitzel, peach melba and some wine
Homie moron guy with local dumbass gal.
Then they held each other in a dreamy touch
Local stupid girl with homie moron man.

This way they'll have a daugher or a son
Stupid girl or stupid boy, a dumbass gal or dumbass lad
So they could meet again each other at the cinema
A homie dummy girl with a local dumbass guy.