Ethan Klein - Midget Matzah

Met a girl some time ago, I call her midget matzah
Cutest thing that I've ever know'd
She's my little cutie

Coming to visit gonna grab that whale
They call him Shamu
I'll grab his head and you grab his tail
And we'll bring him to the ocean

Woah-oh, I hope its not very far
'cause whales are very heavy
And woah-oh, we'll let him jump over you
And pretend he's Free Willy

We'll be just like Bonnie and Clyde
For the 21st century
Drive around in cars that run on vegetable oil
And riding turtles to the ocean

Woah-oh, bring a camera so the world can see
The cracks in the concrete
And woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever be
My little cutie

Woah-oh, bring a camera so the world can see
The cracks in the concrete
And woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever be
My little cutie