Deuce - Just Pretend

[Intro: Gadjet]
Introducing the heavy weight champions
Better get your gloves on and get the right people in your corner
Cause you go need 'em. Haha
Hey, let's go

[Hook: Gadjet]
I'ma get my grind up, I'ma get it in
I done made my mind up, let this shit begin
If you with me now, we down till the end
Homie ain't nothing change, we going for the win
Cause this ain't just pretend no, this ain't just pretend no oh
This ain't just pretend no, this ain't just pretend no oh

[Verse 1: Deuce]
This is what I'm all about, killin' it just for the crowd
Look at all the fans looking at me, without a doubt it's working out
I know that I'm the worse, I'm far from outta bounds
I gotta it's cursing me to eat your whole heart out
Fuck a town, your town, my town, sit your ass back down
Give it up for motherfuckin' Aron
There ain't no one as great son, make no mistake I'm the heavy weight champion
You're the Hansons who grew up in a ranch bitch
And since you became a bunch of diaper eating, potty mouth kids
You been shitting in your pampers, now it's just me thinking outloud "shit"

[Hook: Gadjet]

[Verse 2: Deuce]
Bend over, you's a big boy now, open you ass wide as fuck
Let's play a little Red Rover, Mr. Casanova, uglier than Yoda
Yodels like Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street, hold up
I gotta look over my shoulder just cause you posted a couple pics on Instagram with a gun loaded
"Blow Me" why your cheeks rosy, don't get red like that when you start spitting, oh yey
You say you got something to say but it's noisy
The frequency inside of your head has got you poisoned
Broiling, I got you cooked, your mind is coiling shook cause you'll never been joined in

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Gadjet]
Hello everybody, how the fuck you doing?
Let me take a second on this microphone to ruin
Anybody's fucking chances of rapping a flow this fluent
I'm not a fucking human, you stupid *pukes* I'm a mutant
Oh that's favorite rapper? That's cool, cause I never knew him
But since you introduced him I might as well show Deuce to him
Oh no, not the homie, I'm talking what I'm gonna do to him
Stand over the phoney little pussy and start pooping

[Hook: Gadjet]

[Outro: Deuce]
Hold up
A round of applause to the gladiatiors
Right, exactly haha
Gladiators right now
Galdiators dawg
Motherfuckers heard that
It's the motherfuckin' gladiators dawg
That's what we're in here for
Yes, you know what I'm saying
Y'all want war?
Yeah, come and get it