Badministrator - The Hook (Blitzcrank tribute)

I'm Blitzcrank, the one and only steam golem
I seem solemn enough until I shatter your spinal column
One punch knockouts, blackouts, I crack mouths
Like Tyson in his prime winning back to back to back bouts
I take on all comers, number one stunner, killing machine
and it's obscene what I can do with just a sheen
bust your spleen, collapse your windpipe
and win fights, got a priest on retainer just to read you your last rites
I gave myself life, I am my own creator
These are the end times, I'll be your curator
This is the museum of pain no flash photography
it's just a common courtesy, it messes up my circuitry

This is where the hook would go but it's on cooldown
you'll have to be patient it's the most amazing skill around
and if you need a timer you can feel free to keep count
it's only 16 seconds til another enemy goes down

Metal is harder than flesh, the heart of my quest
Is to be the best by smashing my fist hard into your chest
I'm the terminator, assessed your threat level low
The next blow leaves you unidentifiable like john doe
You're so slow, there's no escape, my overdrive activates,
and your the perfect candidate for armor plate to smash your face
My fist is clenched and it's ready to blow so let's go
It's time to put on a show
Here comes the rocket grab, go ahead and try to run
I'll pull you back and knock you up harder than the octomom
And just to keep you calm, the static field like a silence bomb
Here comes my team to violate you like a freshman after prom

This is where the hook would go but it's on cooldown
you'll have to be patient it's the most amazing skill around
and if you need a timer you can feel free to keep count
it's only 16 seconds til another enemy goes down