Badministrator - Back In the Day

I used to play league back in the day when you could grab a kid with blitz
flash away and it would move him like half the lane
Finish the kill quick and go to Drake, oh wait -
Pull him through the wall and you can kill him at your own pace
I'd buy sunfire capes and stack'em five deep
I didn't even have to spin to win when I was farming creeps
And all the players screamed nerf Garen so obscene
Full percent reduction shield with one skill point is too OP
I'd play the Cryophonix mid and farm with Glacial Storm
I couldn't die cause if they egged me I'd just teleport
And then I'd play Twisted Fate until it got late
Split push and when they came to gank, Zhonyas Ring and Gate
Cleaver Baron 'til he fell into pieces
Cause back then Dr Mundo solo Baron when he pleases
even if that failed you still couldn't stop me
Take him out the pit with a heroic charge from poppy

I liked to play league when it was brand new
No pressure to perform, the game was full of chill dudes
No ranked modes, no reason to rage out
Try what you like, no metagame devout
It's still cool but it's getting too serious
Furious kids looking for pro level experience
I'm not saying we should troll or quit don't jump the gun
I guess my point is just that we should try to keep it fun

Picked up release Xin and crushed teams all alone
Be a man playing in my head while landing killing blows
activate yumuus there he goes, unstoppable
but if you pick XZ nowadays people say you're a troll
I was so pro, spirit of an animal
Beast around the map with health and mana that was always full
Innervating locket rush irrational, effects maximal
you had to focus on the tank, it's so impractical
Heimer had 6 turrets and you could stack'em deep
block the creeps and make a giant wave while your opponents weep
Release the minions like a flash flood, out for blood
combo with 5 promotes, all they could do is shrug
I rolled with AD mids, dorans instead of boots
Extra damage for the lane and you could buy some pots too
No one forced a metagame, you wanna try a strat? it's cool
No pros to emulate, no bullshit arbitrary rules

I liked to play league when it was brand new
No pressure to perform, the game was full of chill dudes
No ranked modes, no reason to rage out
Try what you like, no metagame devout
It's still cool but it's getting too serious
Furious kids looking for pro level experience
I'm not saying we should troll or quit don't jump the gun
I guess my point is that we should try to keep it fun