Alvin i Wiewiórki - Achy Breaky Heart

Brittany:
Alvin, can I be here when you sing "Achy Breaky Heart?" Please, please, please!

Alvin:
Oh alright Brittany. Now get off your knees.

Brittany:
I'm just gonna close my eyes and pretend it's Billy Ray singing.
It's a stretch, but it's worth a try.

Billy Ray:
Hey man. How's everybody doing?

Brittany:
Ahh. It's, it's, it's Billy Ray Cyrus! Oh, Alvin. I'm feeling woozy. Catch me!

Alvin:
Oops.

Simon:
Billy Ray! What are you doing here?

Billy Ray:
Well, I heard y'all were recording "Achy Breaky Heart,"
and I thought I'd come on by and check it out.
I never dreamed as a kid that The Chipmunks would ever cut one of my songs,
and I just think that's really cool.

Alvin:
We're so honored your country worship...

Simon:
Alvin. You're grovelling.

Billy Ray:
Is that little girl taking a nap?

Alvin:
Oh, just step over her Billy Ray.
Hit it boys!

Ohh

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been

The Chipmunks:
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

Alvin:
You can tell my arms go back to the farm
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips

The Chipmunks:
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
'Cause if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

Alvin:
Billy Ray, is it true that all the girls throw themselves at you?

Billy Ray:
Well, all the folks out there been real nice to me really.

Alvin:
So, you think they'll throw themselves at us when we sing this song?

Simon:
Alvin, get real.

Alvin:
You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
You can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip

The Chipmunks:
He never really liked me anyway

Alvin:
Or tell your Aunt Louise tell anything you please
Myself already knows I'm not okay
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind

The Chipmunks:
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
'Cause if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

Oooo

Billy Ray:
Guys, that sounds really cool. Man you all are really nailing it.

Alvin:
Ah, Billy Ray. You think you could teach me some of those dance steps.
I bet that would get the girls screaming.

Simon:
Alvin, I don't think it's just the dance steps.

Alvin:
What do you mean?

Simon:
Ohh, nevermind.
The Chipmunks:
But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
'Cause if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

(Repeat)
Oooo

Billy Ray:
Naw Alvin. You put your right foot back. No, your right foot man.

Alvin:
Right, so how long will it take me to grow a pony tail?

Billy Ray Cyrus:
Well Alvin...

Alvin:
And how many push ups should I do a day?

Billy Ray:
Well dude...

Alvin:
Wait. Do you think the girls will scream if I change my name to Alvin Ray?

Billy Ray:
Well, I don't know man.

Brittany:
Oh, Billy Ray. Ah, what happened? Where is he Simon?

Simon:
Billy Ray has left the building.

Brittany:
Ah, I missed him! I missed him! Get him back! Billy Ray! Billy Ray, come back!