John Pizzarelli & Jessica Molaskey - Traffic Jam/The Kicker

Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
It hurts my motor to go so slow
Time I get home my supper'll be cold
Damn this traffic jam

I’ve heard so very many people say
Don’t you let the time slip away
If you gotta beg aboard open until tomorrow
All the things that you can do today

Awaiting, hesitating
Just to pop the question, suggestion
Well if you think that you found your girl better grab her
Better nab her
Cause anytime of day better let her fly away
Someone better
May get her
I woke up, when she spoke up
Said to bring a ring for her finger
She said to bring it ASAP or she’s history
She’s a mystery
Or hop into my car
And I’m on the FDR out of luck now
I’m stuck now
Damn this traffic
Damn this traffic jam

He was not the type of man
With any sort of a real conviction
Just the sort of lover who took cover in an instant
But let me tell you now I’m stuck
Damn this traffic
Damn this traffic jam

Wish I never told her that I really couldn’t hold her
For I agreed that I would suffer
For benediction
Suddenly then I say a prayer
For a up and only sinner
Oh I’ve been there, done that
Every old thing known to man
But I think I want to expand
And now that I’m with her I know I can but now
I was sitting here like a such a meanie with no exit
Like that guy and he don’t wants to wait
And he’s always super killing Samuel Becket
I could take a turn to the river and turn
My Toyota and possibly wreck it
And so, so long my love I’ll see you
Better luck next time
Damn this traffic
Damn this traffic jam

~~~♫ scat ♫ ~~~

Well it’s the simplest thing known to man
No matter how they flaunt you
They never really want you
Till they come back to haunt you
~~~♫ scat ♫ ~~~
Damn this traffic
Damn this traffic jam

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Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
It hurts my motor to go so slow
Time I get home my supper'll be cold
Damn this traffic jam

Now I almost had a heart attack
Looking in my rear view mirror
I saw myself the next car back
Looking in the rear view mirror
Saw himself the next car back
'Bout to have a heart attack
'Bout to have a heart attack
'Bout to have a heart attack

I’ve heard so very many people say
Don’t you let the time slip away
If you gotta beg aboard open until tomorrow
All the things that you can do today
Damn!