Blixemi - Epic Rap Battles of Warriors - Graystripe & Silverstream VS Bluestar & Oakheart

GRAYSTRIPE
Look who just came back from the corner of irrelevance
This crazy old hag and her freaky failed romance

SILVERSTREAM
Must be fun to sit up there and watch your lover age
Cuz someone here couldn’t make it past the very first page

You're overrated

GRAYSTRIPE
Your love story is exaggerated
Caught between your clans and kin is something not so sacred

SILVERSTREAM
We both sacrificed so much to show our little ones we cared
I don't even think your kits knew of your selfish love affair

GRAYSTRIPE
Oh darling, it's not their fault they made some bad decisions
No disrespect now, Bluestar, I have just one more addition
If I've not mistaken you two were the first to break tradition.

SILVERSTREAM
I bet the birds had a nice view of their awkward position

BLUESTAR
Youngsters these days! They think they have it together
They have quite the attitude ‘cause they know we did it better
I don’t recall being such a spoiled brat in my day
I’d never throw a hissy fit if things don’t go my way

OAKHEART
You always possess such an elegant quality
Sophisticated in a way these goons will never be
In what world do you leave your kits to grow up without their parents
He might be hot but he’s surely not good with common sense

BLUESTAR
Four deputies, two leaders do you think you can top that
We're a family of nobility.
Nobody can stop us.

OAKHEART
And hey now, Grey? Tell me who was that queen?
You picked up,
Knocked up,
The second Silver left the stream.

SILVERSTREAM
It's funny how you have the situations all switched.
'cause it was Blue who lost her lover when you got yourself squished.

BLUESTAR
It's a shame
and here I thought you had some potential
But when it comes to being useful
It seems you lack the credentials

GRAYSTRIPE
Slow down there Blue,
now there’s no need to get feisty
Aren’t the leaders the ones who should be speaking politely?

BLUESTAR
Oh sorry, I forgot you spent some time on the road
You might need a brush up on the warrior code

OAKHEART
Well I can’t exactly blame ya for taking that vacation,
You weren’t really the best at resisting temptation
Bluestar, my love! This is where we must depart!
But always know that our kits possess true and loyal hearts

SILVERSTREAM
My only regret is that I couldn’t survive
To see ALL of our kits make it to RiverClan alive

BLUESTAR
Clan over kin, I know I made the right decision
To serve my Clan well was always my ambition

*crickets*
GRAYSTRIPE
Uh… guys?

MILLIE
Haaaaay!