Baboon Rising - Where In The World Am I?

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Went to Bejing, there was no king
Went to Seattle, there was no cattle
Went to Texas, found all my "x"es
I wanted to go to Maine, instead I found Spain
Went to the Alps, they lost their scalps
Went to see the Brits, they didn't shave their pits
Went to the Taj Mahal, I was looking for the mall
I wanted to go to Vladivastok, ended up in Woodstock
Went to Quebec, there were lots of rednecks
Went to Oregon and played the organ
Went to Madagascar where I bought a Japanese car
Went to Scotland Yard where I found lots of Kiyards
Went to Wyoming where I saw buffalo roaming
I wanted to go to Nigeria, but I ended up in Siberia
Where in the world am I?