Akademia Pana Kleksa - Kaczka dziwaczka

Tłumaczenie:

By the river near a bush
Lived a duck-weirdo
But instead of sticking to the river
She went on walks

So once she went to a barber:
"I'd like a pound of cheese!"

Was right next to a pharmacy:
"I'll take five grams of milk."

She went from pharmacy to a laundress
To buy postal stamps

Ducks bite themselvs horrible:
"To hell with this duck!"

She laid hard boiled eggs
And had a bow on the tip of her head,

And at times, in spite of other ducks,
She combed herself with a toothpick

Once she bought a pack of poppy seeds
To write a letter small print

When she ate an old ribbon
She said it was pasta

And when she swallowed two coins
She said she will return them later

Other ducks worried:
"What will happen to that weirdo?"

Finally there was a trader:
"I can roast it for dinner!"

The cook carefully roated
The duck, as you should, in a pan

But he boggle while serving dinner
Because the duck turnes into a hare

In addition, all in beetroot
That's how weird she was!